Bubbe's Pizza Postulate

My mom, who we will refer to as Bubs for the purpose of this blog and her anonymity, has a theory about pizza that I fully subscribe to: once you put a pizza in a box, it changes the texture of the crust, for the worse.

For me, and many pizza aficionados and foodies, the crust is critical to the execution of excellent pizza. Turning a crisp crust a little soggy is the difference between pizza bliss and, just, pizza.

So, for the love of all that is holy, if you like a pizza, get off your can and go to the restaurant and eat it there...maybe with some great friends and family. Bubs would want it that way.